The worst sex injuries of all time

THESE are the worst injuries you could possibly go to the hospital with.
After the news that a student teacher had to go to hospital to have a vibrator removed from her backside, The Sun has put together a list of the worst sex-related injuries.
Because obviously there’s nothing worse than having to explain to the people at emergency just how you got that deodorant can stuck ... there.
A real circus of horrors

Daniel Blackner — who performs in the Circus of Horrors as Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf — had to go to hospital after gluing a Henry the Hoover to his penis.
While this may sound like a sexual experiment gone wrong, the explanation behind the accident is much more bizarre.
As part of the Circus of Horrors show, Daniel attaches a hoover to his penis and pulls the appliance across the stage.
Just before he was due to go on stage the special attachment the 42-year-old uses to connect himself to the hoover came loose.
So in a last-ditch attempt to go on with the show, he tried to fix the broken attachment with extra strong glue.
But in a rush to get ready for the show he only left it to dry for 20 seconds, instead of 20 minutes.
Resulting in Daniel having to take a trip to the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary to have Henry removed from his crown jewels.

It doesn’t take a genius to work out that the human body and concrete don’t mix very well.
But tell that to the couple who decided it would be a good idea to experiment with pouring concrete mix into each other’s anus.
Deciding to take things up a notch in the bedroom, a 20-year-old man from North Carolina asked his partner to pour concrete mix up his bum.
Four hours later and the couple went to A&E after one of them complained of abdominal pain.
According to the medical report the couple later had to explain that the man with concrete in his anus had asked his partner to stir up a batch of concrete before asking him pour it into his rectum via a funnel.

A couple in Maryland had the terrible idea of mixing sex toys with an electric saw.
In what would appear to be an obvious turn of events, the saw, being an extremely sharp power tool, cut through the sex toy before wounding the woman.
The 27-year-old woman was then flown to hospital after suffering some pretty nasty injuries.

A 26-year-old woman from Cameroon went to her doctor after suffering from a pretty nasty cough for a few weeks.
The woman came to the doctors, thinking she was suffering from appendicitis, but upon further inspection the doctor discovered that the woman had actually inhaled a condom during oral sex with her partner.
After swallowing the condom it had found itself lodged in her appendix, resulting in the doctors having to operate and remove her appendix.

According to one sub-Reddit, this is one of the most common excuses when people come into A&E with foreign objects lodged up their backside.
As explained by Redditor, spectacularmustard, who works as an emergency nurse in the States, one man came into hospital with a deodorant can embedded in his bum and tried to pass it off as a freak accident.
“As an Emergency Nurse … you tell us you slipped backwards, but we know what happened,” spectacularmustard wrote.
“We always know. Just like the guy last week that slipped onto a can of deodorant after getting out of the shower.
“Gosh, I wonder what it was doing all lubed up on the ground in a position to fit snugly up your rectum?”
Another pretty bad, but also very funny, accident that was on the thread came from Redditor Sin-D-Lite who said: “I was on my back on a table, head hanging over the edge of the table while my partner and I had sex.
“The table collapsed though as it got a bit rougher he fell on top of me and was fine, I hit the stone floor with the back of my head.
“Told the nurse I had slipped and fell backwards …”

Perhaps the worst of them all.
Julio Macias Gonzalez, a 17-year-old from Mexico City, died from an injury received during sex.
The girl’s boyfriend gave her a love bite which caused a blood clot, which later travelled up to her brain causing her to have a stroke and ultimately die.
This article originally appeared on The Sun.